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Your name is John Egbert, and you are not Dave Strider's boyfriend.
You are not a homosexual, after all. Granted, you are pretty sure that you aren't exactly heterosexual either, but it had been made very clear a long time ago that such ridiculous nonsense as labels would not be tolerated in the Strider-Egbert household. Labels belonged on boxes, and boxes were for squares. And neither one of you were particularly square, last you checked. So you laughed in the face of Dave's complete deadpan, and agreed that labels were not going to be observed as long as the two of you did live, amen.
You moved into an apartment with him as soon as high s